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Who are Big Ray and Sarah? A couple of wise asses.. that's what. You may know Big Ray as the guy you see in the club holdin the mic, or in line at the buffet. Either way, you hate him and love him at the same time! Sarah has the uncanny ability to turn just about anything into a sexual connotation- try it! She also has big boobs- They both have serious A.D... huh? And get distracted by shiny nipples, um, er, uh, I mean, shiny NICKLES.. yeah. that's it.
But you can usually keep em on track with some breakfast. (Did someone say chicken?)

INTRODUCING, PSYCHIC MEDIUM GEE
The JAMZ 96.3 Morning now has a new friend! Gee is a psychic medium and will be joining us once a month! She'll be in the studio and ready to tell you whats up!
Want to get in touch with her in the meantime? Email her or visit her MYSpace! You can also get her on the phone @ 518-268- 3896

BIG RAY IS A DANCING FOOL!
Big Ray recently competed in the Albany Dancing With the Stars ! Check out his performances here!
Big Thanks to Jennifer Girard of Arthur Murray Dance Studios in Latham for all her hard work!
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CUBAN ATHLETE MAY BE BANNED AFTER KICKING REF
Cuba's Angel Valodia Matos, left, kicks match referee Sweden's Chakir Chelbat in the face during a bronze medal match against Kazakhstan's Arman Chilmanov in the men's taekwondo 80 kilogram class at the Beijing 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Saturday, Aug. 23, 2008. Matos attacked the official, throwing punches and kicks, after being declared the loser in his bronze medal match.


Remember K-Ci and Jo Jo..
.well they're still on tour...and Jo Jo "passed out" on stage this weekend...check it. (1:46)

His rep confirmed that two twin boys were born via surrogate and now living full time with Martin.
Singer Ricky Martin has become the father of twin boys born to a surrogate mother, his publicist says.
Martin, 36, best known for his song "Livin' La Vida Loca," didn't reveal the boys' names or the location of their births, but said they are healthy, People Magazine reported Wednesday.
"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," a spokesman for Martin said in a statement. "Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."
The Puerto Rican singer is unmarried, and the statement did not reveal the identity of the surrogate mother. Martin has long denied rumors that he is gay, despite having a large gay fan following. He is also well-known for his charity work on children's causes through his Ricky Martin Foundation.

NOT QUITE NIPPLE BLING, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH
Janet Jackson will release her Pleasure Principle Lingerie Collection this November.
“The collection has been carefully created with some of the finest laces from around the world. You will see a lot of satin and lace combined and rich colors such as burgundy and beige, silver and peach as well as your classic black and white,” Jackson said in a statement Wednesday. ”It makes you feel incredible and offers variety as diverse as the women who will wear it.”
Janet Jackson’s Pleasure Principle Lingerie offers fourteen designs, ranging in bust sizes from 32A to 44G
**No word on if anything from the Super Bowl "Nipplegate Scandle" will be featured in the line..

SHAQ DIVORCE CANCELLED
"Things are great, and we're moving on to the good stuff," she tells Extra. "We've both learned a lot and know that our family comes first and that's the main thing for both of us."
It's always great seeing Hollywood couples reconcile. Things are going so great they actually forgot they had filed out paperwork for a divorce!

CONDOM RINGTONES?
A cellphone ringtone that chants "condom, condom!" has been launched in India to promote safe sex and tackle the growing HIV/AIDS epidemic.
The "condom a cappella" has been designed to break down Indians' reluctance to discuss condom use and to make wearing a condom more acceptable.
Organisers of the campaign, funded by the foundation set up by Microsoft mogul Bill Gates and his wife Melinda, hope the ringtone will become a craze among young Indians.
About 2.5 million people live with HIV in India, said the BBC World Service Trust, the charity behind the ringtone, which was released this month. It can be downloaded at condomcondom.org.
"Ringtones have become such personal statements that a specially created condom ringtone seemed just the right way of combining a practical message with a fun approach," said Radharani Mitra, creative director of the BBC World Service Trust.
"The idea is to tackle the inhibitions and taboos that can be associated with condoms."
India is the world's fastest-growing mobile telephone market with 270 million users according to the latest official figures, up 57 percent in just one year.

AMY IS SUCH A GOOD INFLUENCE
Amy Winehouse proved what a responsible godparent she can be by taking her 12 year old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield out clubbing with her in London.
A source tells British newspaper The Daily Mirror, "Amy was in a right state, slurring her words and falling all over the place.
"It was sad to see a young girl being left to babysit her - it should be the other way around."
At one point Amy fell down drunkenly to the floor, which shocked the little girl. But in true Amy style, she got back up and continued partying.
The real question is, who in their right mind would trust their kid with Amy Winehouse??

WEDDING BELLS
"Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married tonight in an intimate ceremony at their home in Los Angeles," their spokesperson told People Magazine.
The couple had been dating since December 2004 and Ellen announced that she would marry Portia after gay marriages were legalized in California.
Ellen and Portia both wore Zac Posen and their wedding was atended by 19 guests.
Something tells us that this Hollywood couple might actually last. What do you guys think?

DMX BI-WEEKLY ARREST QUOTA FILLED
Because he failed to show up for court related to one of his many previous arrests, DMX was reacquainted with handcuffs yet again, as he was arrested in Miami Beach outside of where every true American would want to be cuffed -- Wal-Mart.


INTRODUCING: XAVIER WHITE!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we'de like to introduce you to Watervliet High School Student and American Idol hopeful, Xavier White!! At 17 years old, Xavier is already an accomplished musician, and will auditioning again, this weekend for American Idol, Season 8! Good Luck !!!!
Click on the picture to link to his myspace!!!

READING TOES?!?
Toe Reading is based on the theory that your body holographically records the story of your life. The position and shape of the toes say a lot about their owner. By observing someone's toes you will know a great deal about their past and the experiences they have lived through.
Toes reveal how a person copes with their feelings, as well as their thoughts. It has now been documented that everything that happens in your life, the story and the emotions, are stored as cell memory. There is more going on in the world, and specifically YOUR world, than meets the eye. And, it may just be your toes that reveal the most.
An experienced Toe Reader knows toes tell the truth, even when the person themselves may not even be aware of how deeply their life experience has effected them. An over-simplification of this technology would be to say that well-balanced people have beautiful, evenly shaped and spaced toes. The toes of people who have had more challenging lives will appear 'toe-tied', depicting the lumps and bumps of the personal and emotional lives they have lived up to this point in time. The ever changing characteristics of the feet, toes and nails provide valuable clues as to the inner struggles or inner resolve.
Get more information at: ToeReadingOnline.com
Check out Big Ray and Sarah's toes:


MORE SAD NEWS..
R.I.P. ISAAC HAYES 8/10/08
Soul music icon Isaac Hayes was found dead in his Memphis home early Sunday morning (August 10). The pioneering R&B singer was found laying on the floor near a tread mill in his home. Hayes, 65, was rushed to Baptist East Hospital in Memphis, where he was pronounced dead, around 2:00 am. In later years, he became known to a new generation of fans through the Comedy Central series South Park, where he voiced the role of the affable but raunchy Chef. Hayes would leave the show in 2005 due to differences with the creators over their religious satire.
Hayes was scheduled to celebrate 50 years of Stax Records on Friday (August 15) at the Mann Music Center in Philadelphia, where he headlined a bill that included performances by William Bell, Eddie Floyd, The Bar-Kays.

HOW DOES HE DO THAT??
Check out this video of a guy eating a whole Big Mac in one bite...
And of course, Big Ray and Sarah feel the need to try it themselves. As it turns out, Sarah's mouth isnt quite as big as thought.. Big Ray however... successful!!

R.I.P BERNIE MAC 8/9/08
CHICAGO, Aug. 9 (UPI) -- Comedian Bernie Mac, known for his roles in films like "Guess Who," died Saturday morning at a Chicago hospital at the age of 50, the Chicago Sun-Times said.
The actor-comic, who had been hospitalized for pneumonia this month, died of unconfirmed causes at Northwestern Memorial hospital.
"It brought tears to my eyes because Bernie Mac has always been my all-time favorite entertainer and comedian. It pains me to have to report that," said Sun-Times columnist Stella Foster.
The comedian's sudden death comes in the wake of a statement from his publicist, Danica Smith, who said Thursday that Mac's condition had stabilized.
Smith had repeatedly denied that Mac's bout of pneumonia was related to a pre-diagnosed inflammatory lung disease the actor suffered from, the Sun-Times said.
People magazine said the actor, whose real name was Bernard McCullough, is survived by his wife, Rhonda McCullough; a daughters, Je'Niece; and a granddaughter, Jasmine..


PARIS REPONDS TO McCAIN
"I want to let America that I'm ,like, totally ready to lead." .. A Spoof, of course, Paris posts new video campaign ad in response to Presidential Candidate John McCain own ad. But seriously, check out the energy plan! Click the picture to see the video!
Hillary Clinton, watch out: there might be a woman in the White House after all. Paris is now running for president of the United States of America. OK, not really. But after John McCain released an ad that compared Barack Obama to celebrities like Britney Spears and Ms. Hilton, Paris threw her hat into the ring, too. She put out her own political ad—it went viral so quickly that it's been watched by more than 5 million people. "I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," the heiress says. That got us thinking: what would a Paris Hilton administration actually look like? Adam McKay, founder of the site FunnyOrDie.com, which put together the Paris video and is working on a followup, shared some of his ideas with NEWSWEEK's Ramin Setoodeh: 1. The White House would become the Pink House. "I think she'd do everything pink," McKay says. "It would be pink on the outside, pink carpets, pink furniture, pink jammies. The men on her staff would be cool with it—they'd be shirtless Chippendale types, with names like Leon." 2. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would become more Parisian in other ways. "Instead of a bowling alley in the basement of the White House, Paris would have a Pilates studio. And, oh, yeah, she'd have foam parties in the Oval Office for the White House staff and old girlfriends from boarding school." . Press conferences would be held red-carpet style. "She would answer all questions while walking and posing for a wall of photographers, and they'd be yelling out, 'Paris, look here! Paris, what about rumors of a trade embargo with North Korea!?' " 4. Of course, she'd answer other questions, too. "The first half of every conference would be about what she's wearing. Paris would realize that as president she would have to tone it down a little. She'd lean toward Prada." 5. Her vice president, Rihanna, would be ideal for handling difficult diplomatic situations. "What would happen is, Rihanna would step off the plane in fishnet stockings, music would blare, and whole countries would melt at the sight of her." 6. The president would handle many of her duties from Los Angeles. "It would be like Bush at the Crawford Ranch. She would be in L.A. more than she would in Washington, D.C." 7. And foreign diplomats would definitely want to party with Paris. "She would replace the cabins at Camp David with cabanas—and topless would be optional for all world leaders, which would be horrifying but very European."

THIS IS JUST WRONG
Shaq fits himself into a SMART Car! Whodathunkit?




THATS INSANE!
It is said that these shoes are a guarantee for an instant hookup! The Manolo Blahnik heels are being called "Sex on a Stick" and retail for $865. What do you think? Are these sexy pumps worth the money?

Intern Sarah had a fit over another pair- and wouldnt shut up about them until she got 'em.. The difference is, they were on sale, marked down to $8.47 from $45. She thinks it would be ridiculous to but ANY shoes for $865!!
What do you think???

50 Cent filed a lawsuit against Taco Bell on Wednesday.
50 vs TACO BELL
What's the beef?
The rapper claims the fast food chain made him the star of its hip-hop themed ad campaign without his permission and (more importantly) without paying him a fee.
50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, accuses the Mexican-style fast food chain of "diluting the value of his good name" and employing a guerrilla advertising campaign to fool consumers into thinking he had endorsed the chain, said the lawsuit, filed in Manhattan federal court.
"Without seeking or obtaining Jackson's authorization, defendant Taco Bell made him the star and focus of its nation-wide advertising campaign by using his name, persona and trademark to promote Taco Bell's business and products," court papers said.
The lawsuit accuses the chain of disseminating a letter, addressed to 50 Cent, that encourages the rapper to change his name to "79 Cent," "89 Cent" or "99 Cent," the lawsuit said.
The letter was designed to promote the company's "79-89-99 Cent Why Pay More" campaign, while avoiding the multimillion dollar fee the rapper might have charged to use his name, the lawsuit said.
The letter was eventually sent to the rapper, but only after it had been circulated to reporters, the lawsuit said.
WTF????
He's mad at Taco Bell for sending a letter????

PREGNANT MAN SHOWS BABY TO THE WORLD!
It's been three weeks since his blue-eyed baby debuted in this world, but Thomas Beatie – better known around the world as the Pregnant Man – can already say this about his daughter's personality: "She's easygoing and mellow and intelligent."
On June 29 at 8:55 p.m., Beatie, 34, a former female beauty pageant contestant, made cultural history as perhaps the first legally transgender male to give birth, bringing into the world a 9 lbs., 5 oz. baby girl named Susan Juliette.
"She's so precious, I just can't stop staring at her," Thomas tells PEOPLE in his first interview since he and wife Nancy returned with their bundle from Bend, Oregon's St. Charles Medical Center. "Just holding her is the best feeling in the world."

HE CAN'T DENY IT! HE's THE BIGGEST OFFICER YOU'VE SEEN THUS FAR
Rick Ross denied being a corrections officer in his past, but TheSmokingGun.com uncovered documents that verified claims that the Miami rapper was in fact a law officer.
Pictures surfaced online of Ross in a officer’s uniform, but in a video interview he denied the authenticity of the image. Ross said it was his head, however, the uniformed body was doctored and attached to his face. TheSmokingGun.com revealed plenty of specifics. They reported yesterday that a man with the same social security number as Ross was employed as a prison guard in Florida from December 1995 until June 1997. Ross, real name William Leonard Roberts, earned a salary of almost $23,000 when he graduated from the DOC training academy and earned almost $26,000 when he left. He was allegedly 19-years-old at the time.

R.I.P. Sophia aka Estelle Getty
"I think people have me mixed up with my character," she told Gannett News Service in 1993. "I would like to be as sure and magnanimous and feisty and strong and indomitable as she is."Getty died Tuesday at her home in Los Angeles. She was 84. Getty, who had advanced dementia, died at about 5:30 a.m., said her son Carl Gettleman of Santa Monica.






